Fat Bastard Seeds
FATB
Strength: High + |
Duration: 3 Hours + |
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| 30% - 38% | |
| 0.12% |
THC percentages can vary with
growers techniques, conditions,
and grow formulas.
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Fat Bastard Feminized Seeds Are:
- Feminized Seeds: Most Popular because Female marijuana plants are the only ones that produce "buds” (flowers), which contains the THC, CBN, and CBD.
- Photoperiod Seeds: For outdoor cultivation photoperiod plants are seasonal. Will usually start to flower in August. For Indoor cultivation photoperiod plants will only start to flower when it's exposed 12 hours or more of uninterrupted darkness.
What are Fat Bastard Genetics?
This ultra-potent hybrid was created by crossing GoldMember × Monkey Spunk, producing a powerhouse cultivar known for massive THC levels and heavy-hitting effects.
Fat Bastard THC Level: Up to 38% Extreme Potency
Testing as high as 30%–38% THC, Fat Bastard isn’t for beginners — it’s for those who want real intensity, long-lasting power, and a high that truly delivers.
Fat Bastard Potency: Cerebral Energy & Deep Body Relaxation
Fat Bastard cannabis seeds are built for seasoned smokers who can handle serious potency. This powerhouse hybrid hits fast, sparking creativity and motivation — perfect for a strong wake-and-bake. Lean into it a little more, and the heavy body relaxation rolls in, melting stress and setting you up for a laid-back evening.
Fat Bastard Strain |
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| GoldMember | X | Monkey Spunk | |
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| Banana OG x Sour Larry Bx1 | X | Gorilla Glue #4 | |
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| Golden Retriever | Lilac Diesel | ||
| Indica | Sativa | ||
| CBD | Hybrid | ||
Genealogy
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What Are The Effects of Fat Bastard?
Users Reviews
Creative: 87%
Focused: 84%
Energized: 83%
Uplifted: 78%
Euphoric: 76%
Relaxed: 72%
Munchies: 67%
Fat Bastard Strain High: Euphoria, Relaxation, and the Munchies
This heavy-hitting strain does not creep in quietly. It hits you fast. You feel it in your head almost immediately — that strong rush of euphoria, that lifted mood, that “okay… this is legit” moment. It’s the kind of high that makes music sound better, conversations more interesting, and whatever you’re doing feel more dialed in.
At first, there’s a motivating spark. You might feel more talkative, more creative, even a little driven. But give it a little time — or take a little more — and that deep body relaxation starts to roll in. Shoulders drop. Stress melts. The day just kind of fades away. It doesn’t instantly glue you to the couch, but it absolutely lets you unwind when you’re ready to.
And yes… the munchies are real. With potency in this range, appetite tends to kick in hard, so don’t be surprised if you’re suddenly raiding the fridge.
Why do people love this top-shelf powerhouse strain? Because it actually delivers. It’s strong, it lasts, and it feels layered — uplifting at first, then deeply relaxing. This isn’t lightweight smoke. This is the kind of next-level potency seasoned smokers reach for when they want something that truly hits.
Responsible marijuana use within one's tolerance levels can produce pleasant effects- avoid excessive intake.
What Are The Effects of Fat Bastard?
Users Reviews
Chronic Pain: 86%
Depression: 83%
Stress: 79%
Loss of Appetite: 76%
PTSD: 68%
Mood Disorders: 53%
Nausea: 49%
Fat Bastard Strain for Pain Relief, Depression, and Appetite
This heavy-resin cannabis strain is one people reach for when they need serious relief — not something mild. Because of its strength and long-lasting effects, it’s often chosen by experienced consumers dealing with chronic pain, arthritis, fibromyalgia, muscle tension, muscle spasms, migraines, or MS-related discomfort. The way it settles deep into the body makes it especially helpful when physical tightness, nerve irritation, and inflammation are part of the problem.
On the mental side, many turn to this powerful hybrid for stress, anxiety, depression, PTSD, mood swings, and even fatigue tied to mental burnout. The initial uplift can help cut through brain fog and low energy before the heavier relaxation takes over. That early spark helps take the edge off heavy thoughts, while the calming body effect that follows allows everything to slow down naturally. It’s also commonly used when insomnia is connected to pain or an overactive mind.
Appetite loss and nausea are two other reasons people gravitate toward this strain. With THC levels this high, the munchies are real — which can be a positive for those struggling to eat during tough cancer treatments.
This isn’t a light, daytime medical option. It’s a strong, long-lasting strain that people rely on when they want noticeable, full-body relief and mental calm wrapped into one powerful experience.
While many users report relief, cannabis affects everyone differently. Reported effects are based on consumer experiences and may vary from person to person. Always consult a healthcare professional before using cannabis medically.
How Does Fat Bastard Taste?
Users Reviews
Pungent: 83%
Fruity: 81%
Sweet: 77%
Tangy: 63%
Spice: 61%
Fat Bastard Flavor: Sweet Citrus, Skunk, and Exotic Fruit
If you’re into loud, terpene-heavy cannabis strains, this high-THC powerhouse delivers big flavor. The first hit brings sweet citrus and tropical fruit — like ripe pineapple with orange zest — but it quickly deepens into creamy funk and rich gas.
On the exhale, diesel, earthy spice, and a subtle sour-skunk note roll out and linger, giving it that unmistakable loud finish. Limonene drives the bright citrus up front, caryophyllene adds a peppery edge, and myrcene brings the thick, musky backbone.
Sweet, gassy, slightly sour, and seriously pungent — this is top-shelf smoke that makes an impression.
How Does Fat Bastard Smell?
Users Reviews
Lemon: 82%
Intense: 73%
Earthy: 67%
Skunky: 54%
Gassy: 51%
Fat Bastard Terpene Profile: Intense Lemon, Skunk, and Gas
If you walk into a grow room and get hit with a loud lemon blast right away, you’ll know exactly what this terpene-loaded cannabis strain is about. Once flowering starts, the aroma turns bold fast — sharp lemon zest and tropical fruit up front, backed by creamy gas and a sour-skunky edge that only gets louder as the buds stack.
As resin production ramps up, the scent thickens and fills the space. That bright citrus punch comes from limonene, while myrcene brings the heavy, musky depth underneath. Caryophyllene adds a subtle spicy kick that sharpens the gassy finish.
Sweet, loud lemon, creamy funk, and skunky diesel all in one — this is the kind of room-filling cannabis aroma that serious growers appreciate.
The Fat Bastard Terpenes & Dominant Terpenes
« Limonene « Caryophyllene « Alpha-Humulene « Myrcene «
Fat Bastard Terpenes
Terpenes creates the scents and flavors - they vary depending on the growing conditions, curing process, and individual plant phenotypical expression.
Fat Bastard Strain Difficulty: What Every Grower Should Know
Users Reviews
Fat Bastard cannabis is a highly versatile plant that can be easily cultivated both indoors and outdoors. When grown in ideal conditions, this cannabis strain can reach over 6ft tall and rewards with very generous yields. The flowering period is about 56-70 days.
Flowering Time 56-70 Days
-- Outdoor Grow (Full Sun / In Ground) --
Height: 6 Ft Plus
Yield: 1 1/2 - 4 Plus lbs. Cured
Caring for Fat Bastard marijuana plants
Problems known to Fat Bastard Marijuana plants - Susceptible to Mildew if humidity isn't controlled. Keep the humidity under control and grab a bottle of Holi Moli Eliminator to protect your plants from mold, mildew, bud rot, and pests.
- Potent aromas need ventilation & filtration
- Hermaphroditic tendencies if stressed
- Finicky if severely root-bound early on
- Produces bug heavy buds - support will be needed
- Needs to be feed good nutrients - Grab a bottle of Holi Moli Juice to feed your plants the best nutrients out there.
Best Climate
When grown outdoors Fat Bastard thrives in warm temperate climates, in full sun, with ideal summer temperatures ranging between 75-85°F and outdoor humidity below 50% RH. Fat Bastard loves to soak up hours of sunshines, so be sure to put her in a good spot.
Growing Fat Bastard Strain Indoors
Maintain daytime temperatures between 75-80°F and night temperatures between 65-70°F. Vegetative Humidity - 40-50% RH and Flowering Humidity - 40-45% RH (dehumidification often required). When grown in optimal conditions, Fat Bastard rewards with generous yields. Light quality and intensity are primary factors affecting cannabis yields, so remember, the better the lights the higher yields. This strain gives off a powerful lemon citrus aroma, so a good carbon filter may be needed.
How to Grow Fat Bastard Marijuana:
- To germinate your Fat Bastard Marijuana seeds it's best to create an atmosphere indoors of Spring time temperatures. 75F 24/7 is optimal.
- For Fat Bastard Marijuana Indoor cultivation use topping and low stress training techniques during vegetative stage to maximize yield.
- For Fat Bastard Marijuana outdoor cultivation make sure to choose a spot in your garden that receives at least 8 hours of direct sunlight every day and accommodates for it's size.
- Harvesting Fat Bastard Marijuana usually takes place in mid to late-October outdoors and indoor plants about 2 months after setting lights to only 12 hrs per day.
- Curing Fat Bastard Marijuana using the traditional method involves drying your cannabis slowly over the course of a few weeks in a controlled environment.
Fat Bastard Buds
Fat Bastard marijuana has a mostly hybrid structure, with a large stem, and produces huge light green resinous buds, with reddish-orange copper colored pistils. This strain is well loved in the cannabis community due to the generous yields, resinous trichomes, and potency it offers, making it one of the best marijuana strains out there. To help your plants grow strong roots, follow Holi Moli's instructions on germination and transplanting. This will support their vigorous growth.
Bud appearance changes with growers techniques, climate, grow formulas, and drying / curing.
The Eliminator Kills Mildew and Mold on contact.
Kills insects and their eggs within seconds.
What are the highest THC strains?
- Fat Bastard - With up to 38% THC this Hybrid is the highest THC strain around. Big Fat Buds!
- Godfather OG - With THC levels up to 34% This old school strain is a great choice.
- Gush Mints - New and exciting with THC levels up around 33% +. Tight frosty nuggets.
- Velvet Lushers - High THC at 33% +. A great yield, easy to grow. Good looking bud!
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DEA Says YES according to emails from the DEA, marijuana seeds have no THC content so the schedule 1 drug laws would not apply to marijuana seeds.
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